30 Oct

Demons. That can be the only explanation.

About an hour ago I got out of the cinema after watching Skyfall. But enough about that good movie, after coming out I heard the news.

Disney bought Lucasfilm, and are making a 7th (or rather 8th, but we ignore the animated one for more reasons we ignore the other 3) Star Wars movie.

Naturally I assumed I was being pranked. I was like, “That’s ridiculous! Why would they make another… Star… Wars… um…”

I was waiting in line for my cod bite supper when it sunk in. I was all:

But then… it sunk in. I felt kind of like this:

” I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened”

And then… then I don’t know what happened.

I guess Hallow’een is when nightmares come true.

I guess its when terrifying things get born, and the great stories of our youth are torn asunder.

I guess its when we should just throw away our lightsabers and x-wings and just grow up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nah.
I’ll just blot this from my memory and make sure my children never hear of such nonsense as a 7th star wars film. Then toss them their sabres and go out to garden and pretend to be force choked by a tiny little Vader.

May the force be with you… Always.

Dave out.

(likely out cold, sleep beckons.)

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