Demons. That can be the only explanation.
About an hour ago I got out of the cinema after watching Skyfall. But enough about that good movie, after coming out I heard the news.
Disney bought Lucasfilm, and are making a 7th (or rather 8th, but we ignore the animated one for more reasons we ignore the other 3) Star Wars movie.
Naturally I assumed I was being pranked. I was like, “That’s ridiculous! Why would they make another… Star… Wars… um…”
I was waiting in line for my cod bite supper when it sunk in. I was all:
But then… it sunk in. I felt kind of like this:
” I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened”
And then… then I don’t know what happened.
I guess Hallow’een is when nightmares come true.
I guess its when terrifying things get born, and the great stories of our youth are torn asunder.
I guess its when we should just throw away our lightsabers and x-wings and just grow up.
Nah.
I’ll just blot this from my memory and make sure my children never hear of such nonsense as a 7th star wars film. Then toss them their sabres and go out to garden and pretend to be force choked by a tiny little Vader.
May the force be with you… Always.
Dave out.
(likely out cold, sleep beckons.)
As long as this one has more Spock in it it’ll be okay.
now is not the time for jokes.
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